you! you there!

i just don’t understand. can you not see the headphones? the ones
covering my ears? is my hairstyle so austentaciously bouffant that it
blocks from view these giant closed ‘bell’ phones chosen specificly
for 3 purposes; the first being beautiful sound; the second to
actually alert the obvious to people like you that i am not keen to be
disturbed; and thirdly to facilitate all possible attempts at blocking
at any said interruptions?

i like music.
i’m listening to this song so that i don’t take it out on you.

so why then; for the love of jimminy tell please tell me
why; do you wait until the exact moment 15 seconds after when i
press play and put my headphones before you interrupt me with your
inane drivel?